Just because the last political election was more than a month ago and the next one is 11 months away doesn’t mean it’s not important that you cast ballots on other important matters in the meantime.
They can’t ration your health care, increase your taxes or apologize to dictators and despots around the world on your behalf, but they do prevent every night and most weekend afternoons of your summer from turning into a total sausage fest. I’m talking, of course, about the Phillies Ballgirls. Let’s be honest. No one is comfortable staring a wall-to-wall dudes, mostly from the back, for three hours a night without a little distraction. The Ballgirls provide that vital service.
The Phillies need your help in picking their final Ballgirl for the 2010 season. Yours could be the vote that determines whether you see a cute girl with a bouncy ponytail yanking her chair out of the way of strongly hit foul balls all summer or some scrag.
I know I’m supposed to be all “Rah Rah Bucks County” and everything, but our representative doesn’t do it for me. I recommend Philadelphia’s Amandah, not only because of her past accomplishments and because her parents spelled her name in a cute and quirky way, but also because she can almost explain what it means to intentionally walk someone.
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