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August 25, 2010

Donovan McNabb Continues Crying Like A Tiny Baby

Now that he’s safely out of Philadelphia and relieved of any expectations of greatness, Donovan McNabb feels completely at ease crying and whining like a little baby girl about his time as an Eagle.

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June 22, 2010

Michael Vick Is America’s Most Hated Athlete

Dog torturing Philadelphia Eagle Quarterback Michael Vick is Forbes’ Most Hated Athlete, topping the list for the second year in a row.

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April 4, 2010

Eagles Trade Donovan McNabb To Redskins

The Philadelphia Eagles have agreed to trade Quarterback Donovan McNabb to the Washington Redskins, a team in their own division, in exchange for a couple of draft picks.

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January 12, 2010

Woman Says Face Slashed Over Cowboys Jersey

A Bethlehem, PA woman says she had her face slashed outside a convenience store by two men in Philadelphia Eagles jerseys who called out “Hey, Romo” in reference to her Dallas Cowboys jersey.

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January 5, 2010

Poor Kathy Romano.  Poor adorable, naive Kathy Romano.  Is she alone with a tripod at Chickie’s and Pete’s? Could no one in Comcast Sportsland have warned her?

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November 13, 2009

Arlen Specter: Donovan McNabb Is A “Failure”

Turncoat Washington hack and Democrat Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter told the editorial board of the Delaware County Daily Times that Donovan McNabb is a “failure” because the Philadelphia Eagles Quarterback lacks “a killer instinct.”

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October 13, 2009

Roethlisberger Donates Police Dogs

While football fans on one end of Pennsylvania marvel at their dog torturing Quarterback with 8.5 rushing yards per game and a 39.6 Quarterback Rating, the Quarterback at the other end of the state has donated two K-9 unit dogs to the Detroit Police Department.

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October 7, 2009

The incredible price being paid by noted dog torturer and 7-yard per game NFL juggernaut Michael Vick continues to grow.

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September 30, 2009

Michael Vick Signs Nike Deal

Dog torture expert and 7-yard-per-game Philadelphia Eagles powerhouse Michael Vick has signed an endorsement deal with sports apparel maker Nike.

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Michael Vick To Repay “Illegally Withdrawn” $416,000

If you listen to supporters of noted dog torturer and recently minted Philadelphia Eagle Michael Vick, Vick has led a squeaky clean life other than that whole ugly “dog killing” thing, and has since accepted full responsibility for his actions and gotten himself on a path to redemption.

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