Tag Archive for "Global Warming"March 27, 2012
Obama To EPA: Please Immediately Cause The Skyrocketing Electricity Prices I Promised During The Campaign
As if skyrocketing gasoline prices were not enough to cripple the average American family’s finances, failed President Barack Obama is about to set electricity prices skyrocketing right behind them, all to fight phony global warming that was never caused by human activity and reversed course more than a decade ago.
Hello, I’m Mitt Romney. I’ve got money to burn, so I’ve decided to mount a Republican nomination campaign and then see how many challenges I can create before I successfully prevent myself from having any chance of winning.
Failed President Barack Obama stopped by Bucks County to praise a foreign-owned company that produces 1st century based technology as holding “the future of American Energy.”
Despite the hype and tons of taxpayer cash, demand for plug-in toy cars is embarrassingly low.
3 Packs of o.b. tampons that usually sell for about $9 are reportedly going for upwards of $76 on eBay, and I say “reportedly” because I’m not about to perform my own search and have that weirdness in my browser history, after the brand mysteriously disappeared from store shelves.
If a steady diet of TastyKakes is essential to maintaining your fat ass and the fat asses of your fat-assed kids, you may want to head to whatever shopping establishment you’ve been using as your personal feeding trough and stock up. Tasty Baking Company is seeking a partner to avoid having to liquidate, despite millions of dollars in government grants, tax breaks and low-interest loans.
Need proof that Democrats are in a panic? Look no further than the incoherent ramblings of West Virginia Democrat Congressman Nick Rahall, answering questions from the editorial board of his hometown paper.
Ugly-assed eyesores like solar panels and windmills (yes, in the 21st century) will soon be cropping up in Lower Southampton after the Township’s ruling class approved two ordinances last night.
Noted scientist and recipient of a doctorate in Shut The Eff Up Paul McCartney says people who doubt that Global Warming is man-made are like Holocaust deniers.
I think Barack Obama found an ass to kick: Lindsey Graham’s. And it seems like, when he did, Graham’s head finally fell out of it.