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March 15, 2010Actor Peter Graves, who your aging parents probably remember from TV’s Mission Impossible but people my age mostly know as Captain Clarence Oveur from the 1980 disaster film spoof Airplane, is dead.
Former Miss Argentina Solange Magnano is dead from elective ass-firming surgery, fifteen years after winning the title and eight years after giving birth to twins.
TMZ reports that Democrat Senator John Kerry’s daughter Alexandra was arrested on suspicion of DUI in Los Angeles early this morning.
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In a photo shoot for a magazine called “Heeb,” Roseanne Barr dressed up like Hitler, even accentuating her natural mustache, to bake and eat “Jew Cookies.” Because it’s funny or irreverent or something.
It’s OK, though, because I’m pretty sure whatever is wrong with her will be covered by ObamaCare, and even if it’s not she’s almost to the age where he’ll have people council her on how to die faster.
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