No, no. Not Hillary, believe it or not.  Bill Clinton.

It’s been reported that, on a recent trip to Buenos Aires to raise funds for The Clinton Global Initiative, things got a little randy. Or do we just call that “Clintonian” now?

[T]here were the widespread news reports that Clinton and his entourage later had a “noche de soltero” (boys’ night out) at a well-known cabaret called Crocodilo, where a certain Andrea Rincón, a “morocha” (brunette) who was “pulposa” (well-endowed) and a former participant in the popular TV reality show “Big Brother,” did a private “baile hot” for him, according to the Web site of the news weekly Perfil, though it’s not clear exactly what that dance involved.

For what it’s worth, the Clinton camp denies.  Where have I heard that one before?

A Clinton spokesman in New York, however, said yesterday that her story “is completely false. They were at the hotel playing cards with the former and current presidents” and “a small group of staff and friends.” They were playing “Oh, Hell,” he said.

I’m not sure I believe it anyway.  After all, Rincón is clearly not his type.

I could also not find anything to substantiate the rumors that Hillary really broke her elbow trying to emulate Rincón’s moves or trying to nudge Bill out of the way for her turn.

H/T: Weasel Zippers

UPDATED: Change picture to the proper Andrea Rincon per a commenter (w/ cigar – BONUS!).  And then there’s this…

She’s now modified her story to include the fact that the former president offered her $1,000 in return for sex. The way she tells it, she was just hangin’ out, being a famewhore, when someone from Clinton’s entourage came up to her and said that Clinton wanted her to perform a strip tease for him and his buddies in a private room.

Uh oh! Rincón claims that sex was not had and that, although her dance was sexy, she was never totally nude.

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