“I had learned not to care. I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though. …” — Barack Obama
Oh, no. Not smack. That would be outrageous.
Following the Cokehead-in-Chief’s lead, comedian David Cross admits to snorting cocaine approximately 40 feet from the President at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner.
Cross’ “fancy Hollywood actress” girlfriend is unemployed former Joan of Arcadia star Amber Tamblyn.
“So I got to go because my girlfriend is a fancy Hollywood actress and she got an invitation to go this last time, so we went,” the “Arrested Development” star told the crowd. He went on to say that he has an ongoing competition with a friend in which the two try to constantly out-do each other in “dares and outrageousness.”
Cross said that he was seated “super close to the president” and seated with or near former Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, former Defense Secretary Don Rumsfeld, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia and “the editor-in-chief of the USA Today.”
“But it’s crazy and there’s security, Secret Service is standing there,” said Cross. “I’ve got photos of all this. … I’m there and the president is right here and with all these people at the table” Cross snorted some coke, he said. “Maybe 40 feet from the president of the United States!”
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