Embarrassingly naive and weak President Barack Obama has written a personal letter to North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il, begging the despot to return to nuclear disarmament talks.
Looking over the letter before stuffing it into the envelope, Obama quietly rated the emasculating missive a “solid B plus.”
Quiet: Smart Diplomacy at work.
Dear Kim,
Do U like me? Chuse 1.
[ ] Yes
[ ] NoI like U. Let me no.
Kthxbye.
Barry
Of course, Barack didn’t toss it onto the desk of his betrothed himself. He had a buddy do it.
The letter was delivered to North Korean officials last week by Obama’s special envoy for North Korea, Stephen Bosworth, during a visit to Pyongyang aimed at restarting the stalled negotiations, the official said.
The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the diplomacy, would not describe the contents of the letter but said they fit with Bosworth’s general message.
“The North Koreans have a choice: continued and further isolation or benefits for returning to the six-party talks and dismantling their nuclear weapons program,” the official said.
In other words…
If u like me, I will get u a present. If u dont like me, u will ete lunch alone.
No word on if Kim wrote back yet.
The official was not aware whether Kim had responded to Obama’s missive (besides rolling around on the floor laughing). Bosworth’s visit did not include a meeting with the North Korean leader.
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