In an attempt to show just how serious the failed Obama administration is about defeating evil in our time, they have banned the use of the terms “War on Terrorism,” “Jihad” and “Global War.”
The great semantic news came via a speech by John Brennan, head of the White House homeland security office, recently renamed “White House Office Of Bridging The Divide With People Who Aren’t So Bad.”
Among suggested alternatives are for “War on Terrorism” are “Pillow fight with the slightly less nice ” and “Disagreement with the Religion of Peace where they mostly don’t crash planes into our shit but when they do it’s totally by accident.”
Oh, wait. Those aren’t coming until later in the year. Here’s what was really said in today’s speech.
“The President does not describe this as a ‘war on terrorism,’” said John Brennan, head of the White House homeland security office, who outlined a “new way of seeing” the fight against terrorism.
The only terminology that Mr. Brennan said the administration is using is that the U.S. is “at war with al Qaeda.”
“We are at war with al Qaeda,” he said. “We are at war with its violent extremist allies who seek to carry on al Qaeda’s murderous agenda.”
No word on what the Jihadists – sorry: “Reasonably Upset With Just Cause” – will now substitute for the term “Great Satan.”
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