Archive for March 2009
March 14, 2009Philadelphia soft pop station WBEB-FM (known to all as B101) will stop it’s internet simulcast as of Sunday March 15 in reaction to jacked-up royalty rates imposed by the customer raping music industry. The station will no longer provide internet streaming.
B101, Philadelphia’s number one station which also happens to be terrible unless you’re in the mood to eat a bullet or spend your evenings weeping endlessly, is one of the few radio stations not owned by a huge conglomerate.
The Obama White House has confirmed that His Failureness wants to make wounded war veterans use private insurance to pay for the treatment of their injuries sustained during their service to our country.
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Faced with the prospect of having to leave his BFF the teleprompter back at Meltdown Headquarters, Barack Obama has begged off attenting the Gridiron Dinner. This makes His Failureness the first President since Grover Cleveland to miss the first dinner to occur during his Presidency.
Sure it’s a break in tradition, but something really important came up: Elementary School Spring Break for his daughters. They’ll be sunning in Chicago, and we all know the President of the United States has only sporadic transportation options.
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With hands outstretched palms up like she is singing praises to Jesus Christ, Barbara McDowell performs a song in honor of the Moonbat Messiah she apparently scribbled with little thought onto a sheet of paper about 5 minutes prior to starting the recorder.
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Every once in a while you read the story of a comely slightly wild female school teacher getting involved sexually with a male High School student and think “What’s the problem? Is the kid really complaining?” Some of us actually were male High School students, and we remember those long afternoons spent daydreaming about any kind of attention from anyone. If it had to come from a female teacher, even if she was sort-of-haggy, so be it.
Anyway, there’s another such alleged incident in Florida (#1 place to be a guy in High School, by the way, has to be Florida). Then you read the name of the alleged teacher: Christy Lynn Martin. So far, all systems are a go. If Christy Lynn Martin isn’t a full-fledged porno name, it at least sound like it could belong to a fairly attractive stripper type.
Houston, we have a problem.
Something lost in the media’s manufactured maelstrom surrounding Rush Limbaugh’s desire that Barack Obama’s economy destroying policies fail to come to fruition is the fact that, when polled in 2006, 51% of Democrats indicated they wanted George Bush to fail.
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High class über whore Ashley Dupre is keeping her mouth shut when it comes to the particulars of Eliot Spitzer’s whoremongering proclivities, but according to The NY Daily News another pricey hired hole says the disgraced former Democratic Governor of New York liked riding rough.
Apparently, it was a hard-knock life between the Governor and the tell-all tramp the Daily News only identifies as “Annie.”
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Apparently, the first 46 days in his lifetime he’s held a real job have been a little taxing on the Teleprompter Messiah. Let the American and British people be assured that Barack Obama wasn’t an asshole to Gordon Brown and family because he meant to be, he was an asshole to Gordon Brown and family because he’s too tired and overwhelmed to do his job properly.
Sources close to the White House say Mr Obama and his staff have been “overwhelmed” by the economic meltdown and have voiced concerns that the new president is not getting enough rest.
Alert Iran and North Korea; he who walks on media-poured water is off the clock when it comes to international affairs. Must be above his pay grade.
A well-connected Washington figure, who is close to members of Mr Obama’s inner circle, expressed concern that Mr Obama had failed so far to “even fake an interest in foreign policy”.
Don’t worry though, the disasterous Obama administration is working hard to lay hands across the water and mend the fences.
The real views of many in Obama administration were laid bare by a State Department official involved in planning the Brown visit, who reacted with fury when questioned by The Sunday Telegraph about why the event was so low-key.
The official dismissed any notion of the special relationship, saying: “There’s nothing special about Britain. You’re just the same as the other 190 countries in the world. You shouldn’t expect special treatment.”
Or not.
The Sunday Telegraph understands that one of Mr Obama’s most prominent African American backers, whose endorsement he spent two years cultivating, has told friends that he detects a weakness in Mr Obama’s character.
“The one real serious flaw I see in Barack Obama is that he thinks he can manage all this,” the well-known figure told a Washington official, who spoke to this newspaper. “He’s underestimating the flood of things that will hit his desk.”
*Cough* Colin Powell *Cough*
Didn’t Obama want this job? Didn’t he tell us he was ready to lead from day-one? Didn’t a 62-year-old man just complete an 8-year term (95 more months than this joker) without once whining about needing a nap? Can’t vote “present” while you’re President.
Allies of Mr Obama say his weary appearance in the Oval Office with Mr Brown illustrates the strain he is now under, and the president’s surprise at the sheer volume of business that crosses his desk.
Someone please tell me how the hell much worse Bristol Township will get before they just shut the whole thing down, throw everyone out, and start over.
Brian Kelly, 45, was found dead in his tarp-covered tent Wednesday night by other residents of Tent City, an enclave of the homeless near the canal in Bristol Township. An autopsy was scheduled for late Thursday afternoon, but authorities said they expected their reports would remain incomplete pending the results of toxicology tests.
What other suburban town allows this kind of thing to go on? Is there a tent city in Newtown? Bristol Township is the embarassment of Bucks County.
