I don’t know what’s better about the Phillies making a return trip to the World Series; the Phillies actually making a return trip to the World Series, or the utter buffoonery that some Phillies fans are willing to undergo for my amusement as a result.
Susan Finkelstein may have actually topped the tool who thought it would be a good idea to perform pelvic thrusts on camera behind delicate NBC10 flower Claudia Rivero.
Police say Finkelstein, of Philadelphia, advertised on Craig’s List that she would exercise her creativity in paying for a pair of World Series tickets.
In an add on Craigslist, the online classified site, 43-year-old Susan Finkelstein said: “DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX,” according to police.
She allegedly continued: “Diehard Phillies fan–gorgeous tall buxom blonde– in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable— I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”
Finkelstein was arrested by Bensalem police when she allegedly tried to get a police officer to engage in “various sex acts” with her as payment for the tickets. Unfortunately, there’s no real word on how varied the sex acts she allegedly suggested were, so we can’t really judge her alleged claim of being “the creative type.”
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