The portly first lady of the United States Michelle Obama actually scolded physically fit Olympian Gabby Douglas on the Tonight Show for eating a McDonald’s Egg McMuffin to celebrate her gold medal Olympic win.
Actually, I hear Michelle was stalking Douglas to collect the $18,000 in taxes Barack is charging her for winning two gold medals. Michelle was worried that the government wouldn’t be able to afford her next vacation otherwise.
The girl’s got parents, busybody. Why don’t you back off?
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