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September 7, 2010You can’t expect failed President Barack Obama to focus on the economy or national security what with ice cream cones, golf and swimming competing for his attention all summer. But, for the really important things like his expensive retooling of the Oval Office, you kind of want the President completely focused on the task at hand.
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Thin-skinned crybaby and failed President Barack Obama complained to a Milwaukee, Wisconsin crowd that opponents “talk about [him] like a dog.”
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In June, the Obama Administration declared Summer 2010 “Recovery Summer.” Since then, they’ve destroyed 283,000 jobs. Now, Barack Obama stars in “I Know What You Did Recovery Summer”
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Failed President Barack Obama spoke briefly about this morning’s dismal job numbers before heading off for a much-needed vacation, his 7th of the year, at Camp David.
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Steven Rattner, the former Obama “car czar” with the strangest shaped head I have ever seen on an Earth-born being, has written a tell-all book taking Obama to task for his takeover of GM and Chrysler.
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A suspect described as an “Asian male,” reportedly armed with guns and possible explosives, has stormed the Discovery Channel headquarters in Silver Springs, MD.
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A new poll of likely voters, conducted by polling firm Ipsos Public Affairs and published by Reuters, shows Republican Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate Tom Corbett leading Democratic Socialist candidate Dan Onorato by 15%.
Attention whore Meghan McCain, who apparently stuck a crayon between those two things and wrote a book, accuses Sarah Palin of bringing “a tabloid-attention-getting quality my family has never had–and God willing, never will” to her father’s 2008 Presidential campaign when she was announced as his Vice Presidential candidate.
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Big Government reports on information from a well-placed source that it will be impossible for RINO Senator Lisa Murkowski to overtake conservative challenger Joe Miller in the vote count of their contested Republican primary.
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Two Amish Baptist Catholic Muslim men were pulled from a United Airlines flight bound for Amsterdam from Chicago for performing what authorities are calling the “preparation of a terrorist attack.”
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