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Beware The Naked Bald Attacker When Jogging In Bucks County

A naked, bald man attacked a female jogger on New Hope Road in Buckingham early Monday afternoon.

Police said a woman jogging on the road between Route 413 and Holicong Road was attacked from behind by a naked man. Police are investigating the incident as a sexual assault.

The woman said her attacker got her in a bear hug and lifted her upright. He then released her and ran to Holicong Road where he got into a silver sport utility vehicle, believed to be a Jeep Liberty. Police said the vehicle had a Pennsylvania license plate, but the victim could not get the tag number.

The man is described as between 30 to 35 years old, 5 feet 10 inches tall, bald, medium build and clean shaven.

I checked, and Doylestown native Michael Smerconish is considerably older than that.  You know, due dilligence. It would be much easier to be on the lookout for the suspect if the Courier-Times decided to tell us what race bald man we should be looking out for.

Apparently, this is not the first “naked man in public” incident in Bucks County this month.

The incident sounds similar to one that occurred in Middletown last week.

Middletown police said that on Nov. 11 a man wearing only a pair of socks was seen on Red Berry Road. Police said the man was described as a white male with a medium build and balding. He was last seen in a small silver SUV.

Definitely a white guy there.

Are police really having a lot of trouble spotting naked guys in socks running around the suburbs when driving around on their patrols?  Unsolicited Tip: If you see a naked guy driving a Jeep Liberty in the middle of November, pull him over.

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