Steven Rattner, the former Obama “car czar” with the strangest shaped head I have ever seen on an Earth-born being, has written a tell-all book taking Obama to task for his takeover of GM and Chrysler.
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A suspect described as an “Asian male,” reportedly armed with guns and possible explosives, has stormed the Discovery Channel headquarters in Silver Springs, MD.
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A new poll of likely voters, conducted by polling firm Ipsos Public Affairs and published by Reuters, shows Republican Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate Tom Corbett leading Democratic Socialist candidate Dan Onorato by 15%.
Well, someone’s got a little too much time on his hands, advising residents to prepare for Hurricaine Earl which won’t be coming anywhere near us or affecting our weather in any way.
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Attention whore Meghan McCain, who apparently stuck a crayon between those two things and wrote a book, accuses Sarah Palin of bringing “a tabloid-attention-getting quality my family has never had–and God willing, never will” to her father’s 2008 Presidential campaign when she was announced as his Vice Presidential candidate.
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Big Government reports on information from a well-placed source that it will be impossible for RINO Senator Lisa Murkowski to overtake conservative challenger Joe Miller in the vote count of their contested Republican primary.
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It isn’t every day you hear of a possible arson suicide, but if you’re going to have one in Bucks County chances are it’ll occur in the disaster area known as Bristol Township. Anything goes in Bristol Township, as long as you don’t let your curb develop a crack. Cracked curbs are a civil outrage.
Two Amish Baptist Catholic Muslim men were pulled from a United Airlines flight bound for Amsterdam from Chicago for performing what authorities are calling the “preparation of a terrorist attack.”
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For the first time in the history of Gallup’s Generic Congressional Ballot polling, Republicans have shot to a 10-point lead.
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Texas Democratic Socialist Congresswoman Eddie Bernice Johnson admits funneling thousands of dollars in college scholarship funds from the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation to four relatives and two children of an aide in violation of the foundation’s rules.
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